Wish game

The way this works is you post a wish, then the follow up post shatters the wish. Then post your own wish....

I wish I was an astronaut...

'next post'

The space ship would blow up.
I wish I could fly.


Ok, get the idea!

I start

I wish i had alot of money

why even with money no one will like you.

i wish i had a jet.

you get a jet, but it get broken

i wish i had a Honda S2000

you carnt drive..

i wish i had an apple..

The jet ownership gets you recruited for war. Then you get shot down over hostile territory, but break your leg. You survive for days in agony, but are brought back from death by someone who then becomes your spouse. Later, you are branded a traitor by the government, and they raid your house. You are the only surviver between you, your spouse, and children. You go on a vengeance streak, dieng a old, bitter, vengeful person....



You beat me....



It's poisoned and you sleep forever more...


I wish I had controled psychic powers, that I control, by the way.

you get your powers and then you jump from the 4th floor

i wish i was a president of my country

why people already hate you

i wish i was thirty foot tall

you become thirty foot tall and then Mr. T kick your ass


i wish i was and idiot

what will that change anything

(this is gaing to end up in a fight between some people i can see it happening lol)

i wish i owened my own island

You get beaten up by the genetic combination of the DNA of Chuck Noris, Mr. T, and Bruce Lee, known far and wide as the mighty, Bruce T. Lee, because he had that island first.


That's what I was forgetting....


I wish I had a loyal combanion of a giant scorpion bonded to me and never harming me...

you get your giant scorpion, but you fell in to the well and you died

i wish i had your giant scorpion

It turns on you for not rescuing me, it's still bonded master, from the well.


I wish I had a resurrection stone for my well-contaminating body now...

you get your resurection stone and you are resurected, but you fell into the well again.

i wish i was a ninja

You get dragged into the Great Ninja Wars, I'd prefer not to discuss what will most likely happen....


I wish I had a rope....and scissors that can cut it...

yeh but known you youl propley have a terrible accident withthe rope

i wish i was king

you become a king and then you get assasinated

i wish i would go to sleep now, because its midnight here and i have to go to school tomorrow

You go to sleep but get attacked by ants in your dream....giant ants....


I wish I was a Super Soldier....

you become a super soldier, but you fell into the well again and you died

i wish i was a superman

but i used my kryptonite

I wish i was Nerd

well unless you can tell me the square route of 6849372832583843283578 then youve got no cahnce

i wish i was a shark

I would stick a harpoon up your ass.

I wish i was a horse

ill sned you to the glue factory

i wish i lived on another planet

(join the chat box if you want to chat)

Sorry,i just blew it up

I wish i was Super Saiyan

Krull, that barbarian rogue that can kill 40 foot tall king of fire elements solo, comes in saying: "You weak. Die." Looks at you and you blow up.

I wish I had mastery of others minds...