counting to 1000

captuered Mr T chop him up into tiny little bits and send them to every corner of the world so he carnt be resurected again and take nu 50

i shoot you with the water pistol and i take number 51

i blow bubbles at you one goes in your eye and while your temp blind i take nu 52
(it seems its only you and me doing this latley lol)

yes we do


i drive over you with my car and i take number 53

but what you didnt no was that i used my mind powers to think you ran over me when in fact i made you hit a tree and i take nu 54

Guess i'm back in action,taking my m4a1 carbine and shoots the hell out of u guys,so that leaves nr 55 to me.

well thats what you think but i really changed the the bullets for blanks and while youre wondering what happened i run off with nu 56

while you running away, i take out my rifle and shoot you in the *biiiiiiiiip* and take number 57

yes but while im down and hurt i call on my sexy nurses to attend to me and while youre mesmerized by their looks i slowly crawl away with nu 58

when i see you crawling, then i run after you and i take number 59 from you

but fooled you again it wasnt me it was my eveil twin who then kills you and i run in and take nu 60

i was resurected and my only goal is to take the higher number. i go and hunt you down and scare you to death

number 61 is mine

then i came back as a ghost and haunted you till you were scared and left and took nu62

i get back with a few friends and i took number 63

then i will call upon the greatest power of all, i call my gran and she talks you all to death
i thank her and run off with nu64

i send my werewolfs to attack you and i get number 65

but before they could attack me i throw them a bone they become loyal to me and i turn them on you and i take nu 66

my vampires take care of werewolfs and they take number 67

then i turn into the sun god take care of youre vamps and take nu 68

Rise my granny-old-piece-of-mud-slapping-dirty-underground-water-creature,attack them!!
SO i can claim nr 69 for myself.

this is not the usual count to 1000 but ill play along
My Leprechaun friend got granny-old-piece-of-mud-slapping-dirty-underground-water-creature drunk and beat him up!!
And Mr Leprechaun and Byrno takes 70

woo my first number

i call up my undead army of spatran warriors and take nu 71

i poke you in the eye and i take number 71

i start crying after you poked me in the eye you strat to feel sorry for me then i slap you in the face and run off with nu 72

i run after you and i hit you with the bassebal bat and then i take number 73